Wow.I never had the idea of a little Kal-El in my bum, but, well, there it is.(Wait a minute - Kal-El-mine lotion for those itchy situations?)And now, travel back with us to those thrilling days of yesteryear ...Teacher: Class, Jerry and Joe have made a comic book to share with us. Boys, maybe you'd like to tell us what it's about.Jerry: It's about Lex Luthor, and he's having some problems with not having enough fiber in his diet.Joe: And so to help, Superman flies right up Luthor's ass!Teacher: Ahem. Boys, in school, we say "rectum."Jerry: Rectum?Joe: Hell, it almost killed 'im!Ta-daa!
Suppositories? Not Superman! Cave Carson and his Mighty Mole!
Or, maybe not.
Wow.
ReplyDeleteI never had the idea of a little Kal-El in my bum, but, well, there it is.
(Wait a minute - Kal-El-mine lotion for those itchy situations?)
And now, travel back with us to those thrilling days of yesteryear ...
Teacher: Class, Jerry and Joe have made a comic book to share with us. Boys, maybe you'd like to tell us what it's about.
Jerry: It's about Lex Luthor, and he's having some problems with not having enough fiber in his diet.
Joe: And so to help, Superman flies right up Luthor's ass!
Teacher: Ahem. Boys, in school, we say "rectum."
Jerry: Rectum?
Joe: Hell, it almost killed 'im!
Ta-daa!
Suppositories? Not Superman! Cave Carson and his Mighty Mole!
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